State of the Union Address

This is the state of the union address, except it's not about the union. I don't really even know what the union is. This address pertains to the state of my musical career. I'm a musician. And occasionally, I deliver a state of my musical career address. The state of my career is, I'm all about that music, you know what I'm saying? I'm all like, okay, song. Then, another song. I do songs. Lots of them. Simon Cowell--he's probably a ho. I'm a musician. You know what I'm saying? If you were to listen to 10,000 random songs, about 4 of them would be mine. Because I have recorded 0.04% of all songs that have ever been recorded, period. That's the state of my musical career. I'm at 0.04%, and I have aspirations of maybe bumping that up to 0.53%.